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accio-percabeth:

sketch-elf:

A muggle-born’s sibling sends them a howler in the middle of the school year and it arrives while they eat. When they open it, all it does is simply scream “WHAT TEAM?”. Nearly all the muggle-borns shout “WILDCATS!” before returning to their meal, leaving the pure-bloods in total confusion of what the hell they just witnessed.

I accept and fully support this headcanon

typhoidmeri:

Aw, coke, no.

musearizona:

Perks of dating me:
• I’ve got more wit
• a better kiss
• a hotter touch
• a better fuck

(Source: basicmilkhotels)

elimin8theimpossible:

cricsyxo:

divinedorothy:

egotastical:

divinedorothy:

bisexual people aren’t more likely to cheat in relationships but we are more likely to cheat at cards, while lesbians are most likely to cheat at jenga, and genderqueer people often cheat at mario kart

how the fuck do you cheat at jenga

ask a lesbian

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this is never not funny

weowned8000saladplates:

filthyjarbushman:

I just bought a new journal. I wasn’t going to buy it. But this page sold me.

Where did you get this? I want it

deadjosey:

"Tumblr is a loving open minded family”

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yungginseng:

when the store clerk think you walking in to steal

yungginseng:

when the store clerk think you walking in to steal

(Source: cockbarf)

My only regret is that
I didn’t tell enough people
to fuck off.

My 92 year old grandma. (via coffeestainedheart)

(Source: lule-bell)

gerard-you-little-shit:

mother-fricker:

WHAT

PLOT FUCKIN TWIST????
ridge:

HAHA HERE 
stunningpicture:

The days news, in one photo

stunningpicture:

The days news, in one photo

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